Friday, December 30, 2016

In 2016, they just kept dying and dying and dying

The whole thing about deaths in 2016 is getting kind of creepy.

Especially when folks get so worked up over someone who was in a show they liked.

Beloved 'Star Wars" hero dies.
Yes, Carrie Fisher is no longer with us, but was she even the most beloved "Star Wars" star to die this year? Kenny Baker was one of the only people to appear in all the "SW" movies, and he died in 2016.

Yes, Gene Wilder died, but so did the guy who was second-billed to "Punky Brewster." Debbie Reynolds died, and Grizzly Adams became Grisly Adams.

Alan Rickman died hard.

Prince died, but so did Frank Sinatra, Jr.


Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Maybe Republicans don't fear Russia, but Trump needs to step up

"All, all had gone wrong for the president of the United States
And not from evil intentions.
But from good intentions, foolishly applied.
And so America in her turn learned the lesson:
Great states are brought down, great nations are humbled, great dreams are destroyed.
It can happen here.
No one had ever really believed it.
Until now."

-- ALLEN DRURY, 1973

One of the best political series of the Cold War era was Allen Drury's six-book opus that began with "Advise and Consent" and ended with "The Promise of Joy." Drury's narrative deals with the battle between those who believed the best way to maintain peace with the Soviet Union was to stand tough and those who thought finding areas of cooperation was best.

Nikita Khrushchev

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Every day isn't all that special, but three in a row were

How many people have three calendar days in a row that are significant in the story of their life?

I do, even though they happened in 1949, 1990 and 1969. The first two both happened in Southern California -- my birth on Dec. 11, 1949, and the auto accident that was the closest I ever came to dying on Dec. 12, 1990.

The third one came on the other side of the country, as close to halfway between the two as possible. It was Dec. 13, 1969, in Washington, D.C., when I met the first girl I thought I would marry.

Most people who know me are aware I was one of the founding brothers of the Virginia Mu chapter of Sigma Phi Epsilon when I started at George Mason in 1978.

It's one of the real prides of my life.


Monday, December 12, 2016

Some days are great memories, others are ones that never go away

Yesterday was my birthday.

Oh, not exactly. December 11th was actually the 67th anniversary of my birth. It's why the French saying Bon anniversaire, or "happy anniversary of your birth," is actually more appropriate.

Actually, other countries seem to say things a lot better. Take the English, for example. While I can say, "My name is Michael," and be reasonably accurate, the fact is there are lots of other Michaels and they aren't even all men.


Sunday, December 11, 2016

From 1967 to age 67, what a long strange trip it's been

Sixty-seven has always been an important number in my life.

I graduated from high school in 1967, and for many years the favorite memories of my life came from that year. I was on television for the first two times in my life, I went away to college and actually enjoyed the first couple of months and I started dating the first girl in my life I was completely crazy about.

It was quite a year, and until the last three weeks of it I was 17. I had skipped a grade in elementary school in Ohio, so I was a year younger than nearly all the other kids in my class. At least chronologically. If you figure in social skills, confidence and just about everything else, I was really two or three years younger than my contemporaries.

At 17.

That wasn't a complete disaster when I was in high school, but once September came and I was in a dorm room at the University of Virginia, I might as well have been a space alien. I had had four dates up to that point, and my roommate from the Tidewater area informed me that during his last two years of high school he had had sex 200 times.

Needless to say, he had I were from different worlds. My only sexual experience up to that time was a solo endeavor.

But 1967 was such a fascinating year in so many ways. It was the year music became incredible, with bands like the Jefferson Airplane, the Doors and Buffalo Springfield exploding on the scene.

It was the year of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, a Beatles album that was unlike anything we had ever heard before.

It was the year of the Summer of Love, the year we all wished we could be going to San Francisco with flowers in our hair.



It was the last year everything seemed possible. Then in the first six months of 1968, they killed Martin Luther King and Bobby Kennedy. In the next six months, Richard Nixon became president and nothing was ever the same.

By the way, the sign is fake. There is no Interstate 67.

 So what's the deal?

I just needed a good-looking 67.

You see, today is my 67th birthday.

Fifty years later.

I'm old.


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